My TrendMicro software displayed an urgent warning that without three Microsoft updates my husband would leave me, the house would burn down, I would lose my job, and I would grow old alone and be so poor I’d have to eat cat food.
So I clicked on the link.
It was about 10 minutes for to scan my laptop, the other computers on my network, our Tivo schedule, and our neighbor’s On Star system. Not too bad, I thought to myself.
Then it was another 10 minutes downloading something to prepare to determine which patches I need. Hmmmm, I thought.
The actual checker software took about 10 seconds to run. Hey! I thought.
Microsoft is advising that I install two patches. Estimated time: 2 hours and 56 minutes.
I sense a disturbance in the Force …